Amy: Hey, dude!
Martha: Um...hey?
Amy: Whatcha doin'?
Martha: Well...I am a hired guard for this Lilliputian cruise ship. I am here to make sure these Lilliputians arrive at their destination safely.
Amy: Ah, Lillies. Yeah, I eatin' those. Thanks for bringin' some to me.
Martha: What?!
Amy: That's right. I love eatin' Lillies. Not only do they taste good, but they feel nice when they're squirmin' on my tongue.
Martha: How could you?! Lilliputians are people, like us!
Amy: I dunno about that, dude. Just don't see 'em as people, in fact I can't see 'em at all. Anyway, all this yappin' is makin' me hungry. Thanks again for bringin' 'em here by the way.
Martha: No! Stop! I won't let you eat innocent people!
Amy: Bwahahaha! Man, that was so dramatic. You'd make a damn good actor.
Martha: Wh-what?
Amy: I was just jokin' around. I'm actually real cool with Lillies. They're a real cute bunch. I just like to mess with people.
Martha: Joking about ending the lives of innocent people isn't funny! There are children on board the ship that may be traumatised because of you.
Amy: Dang. When you put it like that, I guess I messed up real bad. I'm real sorry for scarin' you Lillies and you, Miss Gulli.
Martha: My name is Martha.
Amy: Well, Martha. M' name's Amy. Looks like we got off on the wrong track. Where ya headed anyway?
Martha: I was asked to escort the Lilliputians to Hawaii.
Amy: Hawaii, eh? That's where my place is. How 'bout I help you and the little guys get there. Maybe after, we can hang out on the beach. I'll make sure the Lillies are kept safe.
Martha: Uh, that's very kind of you, Amy. You're actually a really nice person.
Amy: I know. I just don't show it much. Now, how 'bout you grab the ship and climb on my hand? I'll get all of ya to Hawaii in no time.
Martha: Okay. I really appreciate this Amy. Thank you.
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