You were both enjoying your trip to Europe but your girlfriend's fear of heights was meaning you were having to skip some of the more exciting views. When you saw the tower that overlooked the square you were eating in your girlfriend read your face.
"Go on, I'll wait down here and try some of the local delicacies".
You hurried across the square and up the tower. You were so excited but nothing could have prepared you for the view. You looked down on the square and saw your girlfriend, huge and naked. She spotted you at the top of the tower.
"Allergic reaction I guess" she shrugged.. "Now get back down here and come check out the view up close."
Meta: I originally saw the model in this pose as part of a shrunken man collage and knew she had to be sized up.
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