This turned me on translating. Also, the tag said Spanish, which threw me off when I couldn't read it.
Anyway, between my basic grasp if Italian and a handy dandy translator tool, I get:
GTS: Don't worry, you won't die. I changed these shoes so you won't be crushed under my feet. Don't view your wife as evil as you think.
SM: All day beneath your smelly and sweaty fet and you don't think you're evil?
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