Well boys, five years late but here it is:
Cosmic monster Gardevoir is way too big. So big in fact, planets are now the only toys she can play with. She discovered a small blue planet floating in the cosmos, seemingly with microbes living on it. With a slightly surprised expression, she closed in on the planet, letting it rest between her thighs in order to get a better look at it. A pink canyon spanning perhaps tens of thousands of kilometers was imbedded on the silky white flesh of her crotch. Two of her fingers reached down to opposite sides of the canyon, and started to stimulate it. Who knows what the microbes are witnessing. An unimaginably huge creature was fingering her sexual bits in front of them. Though only using a few fingers, she felt like she was doing something shameful. With such thoughts running though her head, the tip of the pink canyon began to erect, becoming as obvious as a newly sprouted plant—Ah…it was already too late. Her clitoris that already dwarfed the Earth erected and increased in size, finally touching the planet. Even though it was sensitive, she hardly felt a thing from the collision—that’s how fragile the planet was. Having erected fully, her clitoris punched through one half of the Earth. Her clitoris destroyed half of the Earth just by fully erecting. Seeing this, a jolt of pleasure ran through her body further stimulating her crotch, and her clitoris slightly twitched as a result. This small twitch annihilated the earth completely; the resulting debris landed on and around her clitoris. While apologizing in her heart, she pinched her clitoris--which just now had easily destroyed an entire planet--using her fingers, and started to massage it in circles. After a few rotations, the remaining debris were reduced to an unrecognizable state, thus the Earth was completely destroyed.
Do keep in mind that this isn't 100% accurate as I'm not that good with traditional Chinese. The image being fuzzy didn't help much either.
(The phrase "尖角撞击!" at the start wasn't translated as it means something like "Spike collision". Not sure if this is a move from the Pokemon franchise or if it's just referencing what happens in the picture.
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