THE UNDERWORLD
Marisa Kirisame: I feel like they are taking advantage of us because we're dead...
Suika Ibuki: Yeah, because we all know the Ponies NEVER get sexualized...
Hit Girl: I was-
Battle girl: For fuck's sake, Mindy! Cut it out! We get it, you are dark and brooding and spending eternity with the Touhous is cramping your style! Put a cork in it already!
Hit Girl: But-
Battle Girl: No, you listen to me! I spent most of my life being your sidekick, tagging along at your side, at what did I gain from it? I was killed like a wild animal! I didn't even had the dignity of being killed by Linkara, I got killed by a Ralph Macchio reject wearing power armor! I read about me in the library near Hades' palace! I was suppossed to grow up, become a heroine in my own right, I was destined to use the costume of my evil doppelganger with pride! Instead, I got stuck playing second banana to you and then I got killed just to give you an emotional moment! Well, I had enough! I swear, if you start babbling one more time about how a great heroine you are and the dinity you have, I'M GONNA SHOVE THAT SPEAR OF YOUR RIGHT UP YOUR ASS! Is that clear?
Hit girl: Yes...
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