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Her tits aren't the fucking 23 lbs of unadulterated happiness that we need; they're the ones we deserve. If the Reapers were coming, she is the goddamn Catalyst and ultimate culmination of hope for all sentient life. If I molested a magic genie lamp and Robin fucking Williams himself came oozing out and was like "you can wish me back from the dead or any other cool shit you want man what's up" every single wish would just be one squeeze of those cherry top mountain meat bags of god's gift to organic fucking life. If she was my sister, I would've claimed wedlock, married her, and THEN fucked her and raised two miserable drooling shits that won't live to see 30 but BY GOD they would've fed from the very fountain of life itself. So yeah that's my Friday. Can't wait for the next Juan.
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