story commentary of GasMaskFox:
"Hello, John."
"Hey, Sillia. How's hunting?"
"You know why I called you here."
"Hah, Right. So, what do we have here today?"
"Just some prick was poaching in my territory. Caught him laying traps. And there was his car..."
"Was? What happened to it then?"
"You are looking at it."
"Oooh. Is he alive in there?"
"HEEEEEELP! SHE IS GOING TO EAT ME!"
"Shut up in there! You should be glad I'm the one who found you. The others are not so kind to trespassers."
"I mean, you could've just... disposed of him, you know, saving me all the trips to get here and whatnot. People sometimes get lost in the woods, right?"
"Right. I will be glad to do so if you are being too lazy to perform your duty. Might as well as giving me the ranger job. Maybe I will do a better job to keep these vermins out my territory than you, who knows?"
"I was just joking, Sillia. Set him down on here, if you'd be so kind."
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