You'd agreed on the dating app to meet at the top of the stairs but she hadn't turned up. She mentioned she was often late as she had trouble getting through the crowds down town but she was now 30 mins late - you'd been stood up. You knew it was too good to be true; a slutty goth with huge tits. Maybe you'd dodged a bullet - she seemed like she'd be hard to impress and you'd have had to be on top of your game all night. You were about to head home when you felt the ground shake.
You saw her squeezing her way through the architecture towards you, her voice reverberating through the space.
"Where are you ya little jerk?"
She was obviously searching for you. As she moved she barely acknowledged the bits of masonry she was knocking loose with her various curves.
"Sorry everyone, some idiot thought this would be a good place to meet."
You decided to make yourself scarce as she hadn't found you yet and was obviously pissed with you. As you turned and started to scurry away you made a mental note to check the height of your matches on the dating app in future.
"There you are!!" she declared. You knew there was no point trying to get away from someone so big but were afraid to face her so you just stopped where you were. You almost fell over as the building shook when she stamped her foot.
"Lets get a look at you, you've no doubt had a good look at me."
You sheepishly turned and faced her. She looked you up and down then smirked.
"I can't believe I squeezed all the way in here just for you."
"I-I-I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were so.." you stammered but she cut you off.
"Are you trying to make excuses little worm!? Forget it! If you'd waited politely and hadn't tried to ditch me you could have had all this."
At this point she put her hands on her hips and showed off her immense body while demolishing more of the building.
"Instead, count yourself lucky I don't just stomp you flat."
Meta: I just want to say I made this collage before the current Big Titty Goth Gf trend, I was in to giant goth tits before it was cool.
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