You'd pieced together what was going to happen as soon as you heard the news. Reports on the radio of a titanic woman emerging from your wife's place of work - her research lab - could only mean one thing. She'd left in a mood this morning after the two of you argued about something you'd already forgotten about but she clearly hadn't. You were smart enough to not head home but dumb/horny enough to have a look. You snuck up a hill that you knew overlooked the town and as you peered over you saw her on all fours watching your apartment building and all the traffic going by. You could see she'd fashioned some rudimentary clothing from tarp and chains but even from up here you could hear it straining against her seemingly ever expanding mass. You thought you were being clever sneaking up here but she soon saw you.
"There you are dipshit! If I ask you take out the trash now are you going to do it?"
Oh yeah, that's what you were arguing about.
Meta: This is a good example of how, even when you have a great cut out of a model, if the lighting doesn't match the background it'll look weird.
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