The studio's plans had backfired. The idea of temporarily growing one of their lesser known but curvaceous signings and doing some promo shots in the city from a helicopter seemed like a slam dunk. Of course they should have realised the singer wasn't happy with her recording contract. She took great pleasure in taking the opportunity to slam her now colossal butt into the studio company's tower.
"Oops" she sighed "I guess now is a good time to renegotiate my deal?"
Meta: I had the biggest crush on Charlotte Church when I was younger and made this collage, I thought it was only fair I gave her a chance to crush back.
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