The security services knew there was a tube line beneath parliament and had ensured that it was fully bomb proof. What they didn't know was that bombs were old fashioned and the new method soon to be favoured by the anarchists was a growth ray. Rachel hadn't wanted to destroy parliament that morning, she'd just made the mistake of sitting opposite the growth-ray wielding anarchist on the tube. After a flash of light and an intense feeling of ecstasy she now found herself looking the clock tower in the face. Her feet were stuck in the tube tunnel far below the ground and rubble of the building she grew through. As she wriggled to free herself her ample bosom grazed some of the remaining building causing them to start to collapse on the politicians within. "Oh well, I never liked their policies anyway".
Meta: This was one of my first collages, I just wanted to make Rachel Stevens big so I found the photo of her with the most cleavage and stuck it on the easiest to crop landscape image I had to hand without much thought.
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