Walking to work had its advantages - especially the views. You'd given up on your car recently and had started walking instead. You were reminded of the benefits whenever you crossed the footbridges down town and saw the traffic below. Road rage incidents in the city were increasing and often you'd spot some altercation below. Today was no different, you spotted someone trying to undertake and heard a cacophony of horns follow. The two cars stopped on either sides of the road and the two drivers wound down their windows to exchange insults.
After some time a very angry, but you couldn't help but notice curvy, woman emerged from the undertaking car. You stopped to watch what was going to happen next as you saw her walk in front of the other car screaming at it.
You couldn't hear what was said other than the last words from the man still sat in his car who screamed "Bring it on!". In response to this you saw the woman throw back her arms and, to your amazement, start to grow. She ripped straight out of her clothes, rocketed past the height of the foot bridge you were stood on and went much, much further. You couldn't help but stare at her in all her curvaceous glory. All through her growth her attention was held on the car below. When she stopped growing she addressed the driver inside.
"Can you see me now!?" her voice resonated through the street.
You couldn't tell what the driver was shouting but he still sounded angry.
"Oh yeah?" she replied to whatever he just said, "let's ask a witness."
Suddenly her gaze shifted to you. You didn't realise she even knew you were there.
"Did I cut this little twerp off?" She asked you.
You were terrified of her but felt you had to be honest.
"You... Well you..."
"Spit it out insect" she thundered.
"You kinda did."
She sighed in resignation and turned her back on you and the car below.
She then bent over to look back at you.
"You both can kiss my ass!" she boomed.
It was the best view you'd ever seen - until you saw it come crashing down on the car below and realised she meant to do the same to you.
Meta: If I ever get good at adding footprints I'd like to come back to this one and add some as it seems like there should be some - and maybe a squashed car or two.
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