The new super villain had a secret. She had a crush on you; Captain Amazing. She'd deliberately found a way to get growth powers so she could terrorize the city and show off her body at the same time. She'd finally got your attention as you flew down town and spotted her posing against a building.
"Hey Captain, are you going to try and stop me, maybe use your super-strength to get a feel of these?" she asked in her booming voice as she ran a hand over her titanic breasts."
"Ok, first thing: I don't use my position as a superhero to feel up the villains... no matter how curvaceous they may be. And secondly; I don't need to stop you, you're not doing anything other than being big."
"Oh yeah, how about a bit of property destruction then?" she asked as she rammed her elbow through some poor bystander's apartment.
"Well, you leave me no choice."
You had no idea how you were going to subdue the giantess, but you were sure to have a lot of fun finding her weak spots.
Meta: The two source images for this collage shouldn't have lined up as well as they did as in the original shot the model was lying down. Its a shame I had to cover up the edging with such a strong cartoony filter.
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