As the giantess loomed over you, smirking with her hands on her waist, you regretted picking this fight.
You never allowed yourself to get riled up by comments online, but when someone insulted your work you had to speak up. You'd worked for years to get your game published, now it was finally out and streamers were starting to pick it up. You enjoyed watching them play through and praise it, but you couldn't help but notice the chat.
BIG_GURL_69: LOL
BIG_GURL_69: THIS GAME LOOKS LIKE ASS
BIG_GURL_69: ASSSSSSS
You couldn't help but get involved.
You: leave off
You: people worked hard on this
BIG_GURL_69: LOL!!!!11 ASS IFF MAATE
You: ??
BIG_GURL_69: IT SUCKS
BIG_GURL_69: BIG TIME
You: u suck
BIG_GURL_69: U WISH
At this point you decided to cyber-stalk your opponent for some ammunition. You looked at their profile to find it featured the picture of an extremely attractive woman. No doubt some sort of glamour model the basement dweller was RPing as. You returned to the chat.
You: nice pfp loser
BIG_GURL_69: WHAT WRONG WITH IT?
You: nothing
You: looks good
BIG_GURL_69: TY?
You: shame youll never look that good.
BIG_GURL_69: SCREW U
BIG_GURL_69: SCREW U AND THIS GAME
BIG_GURL_69: THIS GAME SUCKS LIKE UR MOM
You were seeing red at this point and couldn't stop yourself from writing what came next.
You: FIGHT ME
BIG_GURL_69: BRING IT ON!!
BIG_GURL_69: WHERE U @ LITTLE MAN?
You sent the troll your city in a private message thinking they'd chicken out. You were surprised when they said it was a short trip for them to come kick your ass. They suggested a time and place and you agreed.
You'd arrived on time. You'd been so enraged that you never stopped to question their choice of venue, a secluded roof top. Now that you were up here in the cold the red mist started to clear and you chastised yourself for getting so worked up. But you were here to defend your work and teach some keyboard warrior a lesson. You were pretty certain they weren't going to show anyway, and if they did you reckoned you could take them - you'd certainly be in better shape than some troll.
Time was getting on and no one had shown up. You started heading for the stairs when you heard a woman's voice echo around you.
"Going somewhere pipsqueak?" she boomed.
You turned round to see her looming over you. It was the woman from the profile picture, it really was a picture of her - and she was massive. You found you couldn't speak, your mind filled by the sight of her enormous breasts hanging in front of you.
"Ready to throw down? I'll warn you now - I fight dirty." she smirked.
As you weighed up how on Earth you were going to get out of this a single question popped into your head, "Erm, why are you topless?"
"No reason I can't look good while I'm pounding your tiny ass."
You vowed to never start an argument online again.
META: Its been a while since I've used Jani in a collage so I thought I'd use her in an experiment.It turns out Zyro has a background remover that works pretty well and doesn't scale down your images or limit how many times you can use it - this is not a drill!! So I used a shot of Jani I've always wanted to collage with and it cut her out perfect. It was a dark shot so I searched for a night shot of a city and found this one. I didn't realise the puddle was there originally but when I saw it I figured it'd be a good place to practice some reflections. I think I got it right.
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