Your office made you severely stressed, not stressed enough to do anything stupid but just enough that you needed to go outside at least once every hour for some fresh air.
Going outside had perks other than the fresh air. With your office being near the top of a high-rise it meant you got an amazing view of the city from the ledge outside. The view was even more amazing when a giantess was visiting - like today.
As you watched the colossal beauty look round the city you saw her gaze fall in your direction. When she spotted you stood on the building's ledge she made a bee-line towards your office block, barely checking where she was stepping on her way.
"Hey, I saw you standing on the ledge over here, I just wanted to check you weren't going to do anything stupid." her sweet voice washed over you.
"No no no, nothing like that. I'm just grabbing some fresh air." you explained.
She looked a bit disappointed, "Ok, good. I'd hate for you to jump off - if you did I guess I'd have to catch you."
"Uh huh." was all you could reply. You came out here to get away from conversations.
She continued, "Of course I couldn't use my hands, they're too big and strong. I'd probably end up crushing you if grabbed you wrong."
You nodded in acknowledgement of her comment, you could see her hands were several times bigger than you - it was obvious she could crush anything with them. What wasn't obvious was where she was going with this conversation.
"I'd have to use something softer." she added.
Now you had an inkling of where she was going, you raised an eyebrow.
"I guess its lucky I have these big soft crash bags huh?" she asked you with a smile.
"Yeah" you said, finally offering a reply. "Anyone caught by them would be really lucky."
"I guess we're all lucky today that there's no one around stupid enough to jump off a building." she laughed.
You laughed with her but a thought crossed your mind, maybe it was time to do something stupid.
Meta: I was worried it'd be difficult to make this work with the fish-eye lens effect of the background but Kelly's pose fits in really well. I originally added a man cowering on the ledge but I think it wasn't needed in the end as the viewer appears to be on the ledge and she's looking right at the camera.
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