Holidaying with your titanic girlfriend was hard, but not impossible. The travelling was made easier though - you didn't need to learn local timetables and fork-out for taxis, she simply placed you in her immense cleavage and walked you onto the next city.
She'd often set you down in the middle of wherever you visited and watched you from above as you wandered the streets and did all the touristy things.
You'd had a lovely time in the coastal town you'd visited today. Even a local woman hitting on you hadn't ruined the mood, you'd just pointed up at your immense girlfriend's face in the sky and the woman had run off terrified. You were ready to be taken to the next destination as your girlfriend picked you up but instead of placing you in her bosom she set you down on a nearby hill.
"Honey, get a photo of me with the city." she asked, her voice shaking the town below.
"Sure thing!" you yelled back.
She leaned forward, hovering her enormous breasts above the town.
"Erm, careful now honey, remember what happened in Malta!" you shouted.
She laughed back, "Don't worry honey, I'll be careful."
She smiled and you snapped away.
"Done?" she asked after posing for a while.
You nodded.
"Great, now I'm going to show that whore who hit on you what a real woman looks like up close."
As she said this she started to lower her immense chest towards the town.
You continued snapping away.
Meta: I think the city in this collage is Dubrovnik - I've always wanted to go there. Now if I'm ever lucky enough to get there I'll spend the whole time imaging Kelly Brook's huge pair hanging over me - I'm not sure if that'll ruin or improve the experience. I kinda went a bit overboard with the shadows in this one but I wanted to create the image of her casting the town into the darkness.
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