Blondie checked her reflection out - her ass was definitely bigger.
She'd noticed that ever since she'd started growing, her ass was gaining more mass than the rest of her.
It was a blessing at first, she'd always wanted to be donkalicious. She liked the idea of having enough padding to be able to sit comfortably anywhere. It had been a godsend when she became too big to fit inside and found she often had to sit on roads or smaller buildings.
But now her ass was so wide she could no longer fit through the city streets she normally cut down.
"Oh well." she said to herself, "At least it looks good."
With that she slapped her ass and the sound wave smashed every pane of glass within a mile of her.
She'd have to go to the next town over to check her reflection out tomorrow.
Meta: Blondie's reflection was a bit of a freebie when I removed the background from the original shot, but since it was a partial reflection it took a while to find a cityscape with the right amount of reflective surface showing in the right place. I'm continuing on the booty theme for this collage. I blame my partner for my current booty-fascination, she has an incredible one but I know she wouldn't want me to use it in any collages so I need to settle for second best.
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