You always remembered how much you enjoyed your time growing up in the 90s. Your city had seemed a magical place during that decade and you wanted to go back. The pull of nostalgia was so strong for you that in the end you cracked and did something about it - you built a time machine.
Well, you printed off a guide to building one some crackpot had put online and followed that. You knew there was little chance of it working but you were willing to try anything. So you were totally surprised when you punched in a random date in the 90s and found yourself suddenly transported to a very different looking version of your city.
It was exactly how you remembered it; the streets were cleaner, the air was clearer and there were less people. In fact, there were no people at all. As you wondered what had happened you heard the distant wail of an air raid siren and a tannoy telling people to take cover. You didn't remember your city being in trouble in the 90s. You must have ended up in the wrong decade or something.
You checked the guide to the time machine to see what was happening and after a bit of flicking through the pages you finally found something that could explain it, a small warning towards the back. The warning read:
"Danger. If the device is not used in conjunction with a time-tether you will likely be placed into an alternate timeline. If this occurs you WILL NOT be able to return."
You hadn't bothered with the time-tether, you didn't even know what one was.
So you were stuck here, in an alternative version of the past, with some unknown danger looming over the city. You'd have to wait another two decades for the time-tether instructions to be posted online again, assuming you and the world survived whatever was happening. You felt the ground starting to shake and saw something emerge on the other side of the river from behind the buildings - it was a humongous asian woman with breasts bigger than her own giant head.
"Where have all my little friends gone!?" she purred in her exotic accent, "I just want to plaaaay."
Her laughter rung round the city, then she looked in your direction.
"Oh, there's one of you. Don't run and I'll let you play on these."
As she said this she lifted her huge chest towards you, as if you could miss them.
"It feels so good having you tiny people on them." she elaborated.
So this timeline had a horny asian giantess running amok? Turns out the 90s were even better than you remembered.
Meta: Ok, so its not really 90s. The photo of Minka could be 90s but the scenery is from a photo I took when I was younger in London during the early 2000s. The filter I applied though made it looks 90s enough. Minka I think was one of the first porn stars I ever saw and understood the appeal of. Huge tits on an asian woman have turned out to be a bit of a recurring interest for me over the years - I wonder if its her fault.
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