You pulled back the curtains to see what was making all the noise outside. You'd heard the distinct sound of breaking glass, metal crunching and a loud voice declare, "Whoops." As you looked out you saw a giant woman stood several streets away fussing about her feet. The movement of your curtains must have caught her eye and she looked in your direction and realised you were watching her.
"Erm, hi!" she exclaimed like a child caught doing something naughty.
You waved hello back.
"Don't mind me, just adjusting my shoes." she explained, followed by a nervous chuckle.
You glanced towards her feet and noticed something caught to the bottom of her shoe, it looked like twisted metal. You looked closer and thought you could see a licence plate sticking out from whatever it was.
She saw you staring at the wreckage attached to her shoe and quickly brought her foot down to hide what was underneath.
"Ignore that." she ordered.
You raised an eyebrow up at her.
"It's just these shoes, they have some quirky design." she tried to explain, "You know - crushed metal is very in this season, heh."
You folded your arms to make it clear you weren't buying it.
"Ok, fine - I wasn't looking where I was going - happy now?"
She started to straighten back up, keeping her eyes on you.
"Now, how am I going to keep you quiet?"
Meta: Been catching up on family guy recently and I each time I hear Meg I'm reminded of how hot Mila Kunis is. She must have a good sense of humour to stay on that show which just makes her hotter. I think she'd be a great giantess, not only looks-wise but also personality wise. I think she'd have a lot of fun being big and wouldn't take things too seriously.
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