The annoying YouTuber thought he was clever. He had seen how popular giantess-related content was becoming and decided to cash-in on it. His strategy had always been very much quantity over quality, publishing dozens of videos everyday of himself reacting or ranting to whatever crossed his mind. His plan was to continue making the same old low-effort content he had always churned out - but this time title and tag it as if it was giantess content. Sure people would click off as soon as they realised it wasn't anything to do with giantesses, but he didn't care - he'd already have their view.
Soon YouTube was full of his content. It was impossible to find any giantess-related content amongst his overwhelming number of uploads. He sat back and saw the views pour in - he ignored the comments though of course. He knew this approach would piss people off, but he didn't care - what could they do to him? He should have thought more about who he was pissing off though. Sure, the fans of giantesses couldn't do much about him swamping his feeds with his shit-posting - but what of the giantesses themselves?
It was a typical weekday evening when the consequences of his actions caught up with him. He'd spent another day recording videos. He'd gotten 30 videos done and was just uploading them when he felt the first tremor. By the time he reached a window to see the cause he'd felt several more - one of which was strong enough to knock him off his feet.
As he peered out he saw a gigantic shoe demolishing several buildings down the road. He instinctively turned to run, rushing out of his front door in the opposite direction. As he ran he could hear screaming in the distance and could smell fire which only made him sprint faster. But he stopped when he was confronted with the view of another massive foot blocking the road further ahead. He pieced together what that meant and looked up. Above him was a gigantic woman - taller than a mountain and wider than several blocks.
The giantess looked down on him with disdain, "Oh there he is - the little YouTuber."
He knew she was talking to him, for a second he was deluded enough to think she was a big fan, "Oh yeah - thanks for..." he started before the giantess cut him off.
"SILENCE!" she boomed. The YouTuber heard the sound of glass breaking continuously for several seconds as the shock wave of her voice travelled across the city.
"Did you think it was funny?" The giantess admonished him, "Using our tag to promote yourself?"
"I didn't know!" he yelled, knowing full well she likely couldn't hear him.
"Did you think it was smart? Filling up people's feeds with unrelated shit so that no real giantess content can be found?"
The giantess squatted down to inspect the cowering YouTuber beneath her.
"Now because of your actions I have no choice but to destroy this city." she told him matter-of-factly.
The YouTuber was about to yell up "You can't!" before realising she could - quite easily. And if the smell of fire and the screaming was any indicator she had already began.
The giantess looked up across the city, still in her squatted pose, and addressed the rest of the inhabitants, "I'm sorry little people, there is no escape from me. I am going to ruin all your lives and and its all thanks to this little runt here ruining the Giantess tag."
An evil smirk cross the giantess' face briefly, "I'll tell you what - I'll give you all an hour to find him and take your revenge for forcing me to come here. If you want to know who you're looking for just search giantess on YouTube.'
As the giantess held her stance over him, asserting her dominance, the YouTuber now realised - he wasn't as clever as he thought. In fact, he was possibly the dumbest man alive.
Meta: This is a bit of a personal story, in fact I'm sure its personal to anyone who has recently looked for giantess content on YouTube and just found tons of unrelated videos uploaded by the same unfunny cretin. We need a real giantess to go reclaim the hashtag and stomp his ass - or YouTube to do a half-decent job of monitoring content.
I saw the source picture of Precious Lee on a magazine cover and knew straight away it'd make a great giantess pose. Its like an unorthodox way of asserting dominance - it screams power and also appears slightly sexual too. When searching for a copy of the image I found several other incredible shots of Precious so expect to see her again in some future collages.
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