This was the worst pint you'd ever had. It was warm, flat and mostly head - you had to say something.
"Excuse me." you said while walking over to the bar.
The barmaid just ignored you and carried on playing with her phone.
You cleared you throat and tried again, a bit louder this time, "Excuse me!"
She finally looked up and glared at you, "What?"
"This isn't good enough." you stated, slamming down the poor excuse for a pint on the bar.
"What wrong with it?" she snarled.
"Does that look ok to you?" you asked letting the mess in front of you speak for itself.
To your shock the barmaid picked up you pint and took a deep swig, nearly draining half of it.
"Seems alright to me." she told you after slamming it back down and before returning to her phone.
You were shocked - she had just drank half your pint then ignored you. This called for drastic measures.
"I want to see the manager." you told her in your sternest voice.
"Oh, you don't want to do that." she tried to persuade you without looking up from her phone.
"Oh yes I do."
The barmaid finally put down her phone and fixed you with another glare, "Do you really want to do this?"
"Yes I do."
"Ok... but don't say I didn't warn you."
After this ominous warning the barmaid pressed something hidden from your sight beneath the bar. Soon after came a loud thumping noise overhead. The source of the sound moved across the floor above to the top of the stairs in the corner of the bar. You then saw the enormous pair of feet which was no doubt the cause emerge at the top.
You knew your mouth was hanging open but couldn't close it as you watched the equally enormous owner of the feet descend the stairs. You felt the ground shake as she crossed the floor towards you. The barmaid emerged from behind the bar and stood next to the enormous woman, only coming up to her breasts. The barmaid was about your height which helped drive home how enormous the woman before you was.
The amazonian woman looked down on you with a professional smile on her face before asking, "Is there a problem here?"
"You're the manager?" you managed to ask after suppressing your shock at her size.
"That's right, now whats going on?"
The barmaid piped up, "They're not happy with their beer!"
"Oh, is that so?" the huge woman said, observing you with a raised eyebrow. She walked over to your pint on the bar and downed the remaining half as if it was a shot.
"Seems fine to me."
"Hey! That was my pint!" you shouted angrily at the manager. You realised your mistake as she stomped over to you, nearly knocking you off your feet as she brought her huge mass to stop right in front of you.
"Please don't raise your voice." she scolded you, "I'd hate to get the bouncer involved."
You hadn't seen a bouncer when you came in, you looked around to see where they were hiding but saw no one. You suddenly found yourself being lifted into the air by your collar. You looked up to see the giant manager was the one lifting you with a single arm.
"I'm the bouncer here too if you hadn't worked that out." she told you, right before tossing you across the room with complete ease.
As you tried to pick yourself back up you decided that you weren't going to complain about a warm beer ever again.
Meta: This was another shot from the samespecies subreddit where I just decided to make the difference between the two women a bit bigger. It was a bit of a challenge as I had to adjust the woman in the red dresses' arm to keep it on her friend's bosom. I swapped out the background as there wasn't enough room in the original shot to fit in the larger woman's head after scaling everything else down around her - this dark bar worked well for matching the original dark setting. It also helped in making the woman in the red dress look a normal height rather than short so that the amazon looked even bigger. When writing the story I had Lady Demetrescu from Resident Evil in mind a bit which helped set the scene.
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