The following is a transcript recovered from the HMS Lilliput's logs:
- Transcript starts -
"Captain, there's an obstruction in the shipping channel ahead."
"Oh god, its not another Evergreen vessel is it?"
"No sir, its a woman."
"When will they learn? Women are terrible captains."
"No sir... she's not in a ship."
"I see, well we're not stopping. There's plenty of signs on the shore telling people not to swim in the channel - its not our fault if she can't read."
"Well, the problem is that she is kinda big."
"This ship's hull is in the ice-breaker class god-damn it man! I'm pretty sure one woman isn't going to cause it any issues - no matter how fat she is."
"No sir, you misunderstand... Maybe you better check the feed sir."
- Silence -
"Good god man, she's huge."
"Should we drop anchor and wait for her to leave?"
"Just because she's big doesn't mean we have to work around her. Sound the sirens at her as we approach, if she doesn't get out the way then use the canons."
"Is that wise sir?"
"We are Her Majesty's Navel Service, we're not going to change course just because some big cow fancies a dip. Full speed ahead."
"Aye aye Captain."
- Sound of a siren followed by canon fire. -
"Sir, the canons! They did nothing!"
"Good god! Maybe we should change course."
"It's too late, she's advancing on us - and she's pissed!"
- Loud thumping sound -
"Brace!"
- Log ends -
Meta: I'm on a bit of an Ashley Tervort kick at the moment, she just pulls so many poses that work well in these giantess collages. I really love her hair - its kinda 80s in this shot so I tried to make sure I cut it out cleanly (I know its sad to highlight her hair when she has several other striking features she more well-known for). I don't often do collages with the Giantess being in water as I often think they're lazy - especially when the collager ignores the depth and just uses it as an excuse to crop the giantess however they want to fit their scene. But for this one I knew how deep the water was so I could match it realistically - I know this because this is one of my own photos and I have actually swam in that water. Another reason I don't like doing giantesses in water is because I haven't mastered making ripples yet. I managed to get some that didn't look too cartoony in this scene - but I think I may have come up with a better approach for ripples in a later collage.
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