"Right, let kick off this quarterly review."
"I'd first of all like to say I'm sorry about my recent absence. As some of you may have heard I've gone through a difficult break-up. I just want to address the rumours and put it on the record that it was me who left Hitomi - she's not handled it well but I'm sure with time she'll see it was for the best."
"Right, with that out of the way, lets get started. As you can see from our first graph here, productivity has... erm, Gentlemen, can you please pay attention to me? The graphs are on the screen here, not out the window."
"So, the graph shows... Guys! Seriously? Have you never seen a window cleaner before? Lets just ignore the squeaking and crack on ok?"
"Seriously, what is going on behind me that's so...."
"Hitomi?! What has she done to herself!? She's so big... and her boobs... they're so big too..."
"Erm, is it me or is she getting bigger?"
"I don't think those windows are going to hold any longer guys, maybe we should postpone this review and perhaps... evacuate?"
Meta: I wanted a gif of someone squishing their boobs against glass which I could easily remove the background from using unscreen to blend them into a city skyline - thankfully I found this great one of Hitomi. There's a few similar ones of her so I'm tempted to potentially make more if this proves popular. There's also a similar one with Leanne Crow but I think I may need to manually remove the background from that so I may save working on that for when I have more free time.
I wanted to keep the story short so I didn't add too much to it. I figured if I keep it short but sweet I can continue it if I make more gifs.
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