"Heeey baby."
"Yeah, I'm big now - so deal with it."
"Look, I've known about your little affair for a while - I've just been waiting for the right time to get my payback. I figured today would be good given you were planning on meeting your tiny floozy up here on the viewing deck."
"Is that her there? God, she's so small, I can barely see the skank. Enjoying the view? Well, I thought I'd give you both something to look at."
"Hey, you never met my old college boyfriend have you? Well he's here to help demonstrate how you never measured up."
"Now, you and your little slut are going to stay there and watch me take this pounding all the way - or else I'm going to use that little tower you're in to finish myself off!"
Meta: It's been too long since using Siri in a collage. I was looking for images of people doing it doggy style for this collage and came across one with her in. Given her past experiences portraying a giantess I thought she'd be perfect for the job. Apparently her favorite position is doggy style so I think she'd get a real kick out of this.
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