"We heard it was your birthday and wanted to give you a little gift."
"Yes, it is very fattening - but just a little bit on your birthday won't hurt you."
"I'll let you in on a secret, I love birthday boys and girls. Something about all the celebrating make you taste so sweet."
"...Act - I meant; makes you act so sweet."
"Sorry. Me and my... big mouth."
Meta: For someone not into vore, I do write a lot of captions featuring implied vore. I think I like the threat of it - just not the act itself. Since this collage features some food front and centre I couldn't really avoid alluding to it.
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