"It is I, The Giant Crusader - I'm here to stomp out crime and..."
"No, I'm not a giant exhibitionist - I'm a super hero!"
"My costume!? Well, you try shelling out for enough lycra to cover all this."
"..."
"Plus: why would you want me to cover all this anyway?"
Meta: I love this pose! Hands on hips means large and in charge.
Would being giant make you an exhibitionist? I think that it would as you'd then be above the rules and world of the little people so wouldn't care what they think. My wife thinks a giant would still carry some concerns over from when they were regular sized, and so would still take any criticism from the tinies to heart. My counter-point to this is: you simply crush anyone who critiques you. My logic is flawless!
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