Guide: And here we have the oldest building on campus...
Woman: Erm - is it safe for us to stand here?
Guide: Sorry?
Woman: Is it safe for us to be stood here - so close to that giantess?
Guide: Oh she's fine, she passes over the campus most days.. So, the building....
Woman: I really don't feel safe stood in her shadow.
Man: Honey, you're worrying about nothing.
Woman: If she sat down now we'd all be crushed.
Man: I'm sure she'd give us some warning. Now come on, you've been wanting to do this tour for weeks.
Woman: Fine I... I... no, I can't do it - she's just so.... big! It makes me feel like a bug standing so close to her!
Man: Just breathe honey.
Woman: How are you not terrified?!
Man: Well, sure - she's big. But... she's also very sexy
Woman: Yes, I can see that - but it doesn't make her any less scary!
Man: Ok ok, lets move on with the tour shall we?
Guide: Well, actually the next part involves going inside the building...
Woman: Oh god, oh god - she's going to sit down on it while we're inside, I can feel it!
Guide: She never has before - or else we wouldn't have a building to show you right?
Woman: Ok.. ok. And I guess if we're inside we won't be able to see her.
Man: That's right, out of sight - out of mind. Come on, lets get inside.
Giantess: (CHUCKLING) YOU KNOW WHAT... I FEEL LIKE HAVING A SIT DOWN.
Woman: Oh god, oh god, oh god....
Meta: I'm on a roll with JBliss_Giantess collages recently - she provides a lot of great source shots so its no wonder. I didn't need to add much to this collage, it worked well with just a single foreground element. However, I decided to introduce a bit more action to it by adding the disturbed birds.
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