"Please, sit down honey - we need to talk."
"Now that I'm the bigger one in this relationship there's going to need to be some changes."
"I'm going to start doing the manual work round the house - it makes sense since I'm now the stronger of us. With my new size it all seems quite easy actually. And I'm sure it'll get easy as I keep getting bigger."
"Yes, I know that was your responsibility but I don't want you to worry about it any more - in fact I don't want you to worry about any responsibilities around here now, I can do it all."
"Useless? You're not useless. Tell you what... if you really want a job to do I've got one for you."
"You can put that tongue to work and help me get a bit bigger before I tackle the gardening".
Meta: I hate the phrase "Big Mommy X". No judgement on those who like to be infantilised by a big woman (I'm not into infantilisation myself, but I do like a little bit of teasing from a bigger woman so I can understand the appeal) - but I feel like the phrase just gets thrown out in comments on anything to do with a big woman. However, I will make an exception for it here because its definitely the vibe I was going for; Big Mommy Anri.
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