- "Honey - seriously. You have to stop this! You've outgrown all your clothes, your head hits the ceiling and I have to crane my neck to look at you."
"Ok ok - no more growth spurts."
- "Promise?"
"Sure."
- "Say 'I promise.'"
"I promise."
- "Say it without hiding your hands."
"Hmm... nah."
- "I knew it! You had your fingers crossed! Promise me with without crossing your fingers!!"
"I... I..."
- "Go on..."
"I can't! Ok, I just can't!"
- "Why not?"
"Because... I... I love it!"
- "Cheryl?"
"It feels so good, you have no idea!"
- "But we're running out of room for you. If you grow any bigger we'll have to..."
"Shut up! All this talk about growing - Its making want to get bigger right now!"
- "Honey.. no!"
"Mmmmmm..."
- "Cheryl, stop! Stop growing this instant!!"
"Oh be quiet, you can't stop me... "
- "Oh God..."
"Mmmm, soon I'll be so huge that nothing will stop me ever again!!"
Meta: Cheryl Blossom keeps providing shots I can't help but collage - its like she's got a sixth sense for posting collagable material. Not only has she posted a load of shots of herself wearing micro-bikinis, or clothes so small she pops out of them, she's also posted cosplays of herself as Lady Dimitrescu. A desire to be an 8-foot tall woman and be too big for clothing? She might be one of us and not know it yet.
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