"Oh my... you're a fine one."
- "Thanks but I'm... woah you're big."
"I know. Like what you see?"
- "Erm, sorry - you're not my type."
"Oh, what is your type?"
- "Girls who won't crush me in bed - like my girlfriend."
"Oh, well your pants say different."
- "Look, I'm just trying to get to the toilet so, bye..."
"Oh, I like it when a man plays hard to get - its so... futile."
- "Just stay where you are, I'm not interested."
"Mmmmm, yeah - you'll do just fine."
- "Stop following me, please..."
"You're much better looking than my ex, though a bit shorter. You seem fit so hopefully you'll last a bit a longer than him."
- "Please... no...."
"The things I'm going to do to you...."
- "Miss, you're scaring me."
"God, I'm gonna ride you so hard..."
- "Look, just leave me alone, I just want to go to the toilets."
"The toilets? Great idea, I'll follow you in."
Meta: This turned out looking really dumb - I mean, would anyone really react like that guy if an Amazonian Hitomi Tanaka was showing an interest in them? However, I'm really happy with the scale of Hitomi in this one, its a size I don't often collage despite it being one of my favorites.
I was watching *that* episode of Futurama when I collaged this one, you know the one I mean...
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