"Oh god, where's Manchester - is it this one.. or this one?"
"Honey!?" If you're still alive down there I'm sorry - I can't tell where home is from up here, they all look the same!!"
"I hope you're getting a good view wherever you are - make the most of it now because I feel another spurt coming on..."
"Oh god, it feels like a big one! Sorry UK but you're going to see nothing but my ass after this..."
Meta: I think it lines up so that she's looking at the North West of England. Its hard to tell because her behind is blocking the entire view of the UK.
Once again my eye has been caught by a model with tan lines. I think it really adds to the story here because maybe she was sunbathing and suddenly grew unexpectedly, her body absorbing UV light to power her growth - and now that she's out of the atmosphere her body can absorb the the unfiltered power of the sun. I mean, it must have been unexpected - if you knew you were going to be seen naked by the entire world you'd probably go for an all-over tan beforehand right?
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