- "Erm honey....?"
"Oh shit..."
- "What's going on here?"
"Oh, you know, I'm just hanging out."
- "Ok... And the fact you're dozens of stories tall?"
"Oh, its just something I do on weekends."
- "Right... Cool... And the reason you're squatting behind that building?"
"Oh, well its sorta embarrassing. I only just realised you were going to be passing through down town today and I kinda wanted to keep this whole giantess thing a secret. So I thought I'd duck out of view for a bit."
- "Duck out of view? With an ass wider than any building in the city?"
"... Yeah."
- "Its not really working is it?"
"Right, listen up small stuff. Why don't you forget what you've seen today and carry on home, ok?"
- "What? How can I just forget this sight!?"
"Well you better, or else you're going to find out how wide my ass can get from up close."
- "Ok, already forgotten - see you at home honey."
Meta: I see a photo of Madzisstacked showing off her glorious ass, I make a giantess collage of it. I dunno why, its like an innate response at this point - and who am I to deny nature?
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