Hello everyone and welcome to tonight's show. We start tonight with an exclusive. Our resident reporter Hitomi has returned from her search for the elusive giantess maker. Hitomi, good evening.
- Good evening Suki.
Now, my first question was going to be about whether you found him, but I think we can all see that you did.
- That's right Suki. After years of sleuthing I finally tracked the man down and was able to interview him. And as you've noticed he did get me with one of his growth devices.
You must be pretty pleased with the extra height.
- A bit more would have been nice, but I'll work with what I've got.
What made you want to find him?
- I guess the mystery, who was he? Why did he do this? How did he do it? These are all questions we ask whenever we see a giantess wrecking a city that he's played a hand in creating.
And the opportunity to get bigger must have been an incentive too?
- Well... it was more about the journalistic endeavour. The drive to find out!
Uh-huh, and it was drive which made you keep looking for him even after his disappearance?
- That's right.
Even when he'd been off the scene for months?
- Look Suki, I know a lot of people questioned why I was so intent on finding him. The cause of his disappearance was just another question to ask.
Did you find out why?
- When I eventually found him it was the first question I asked, he informed me that he'd found there were plenty of women out there finding ways to enlarge themselves now and he felt it was time to retire.
But despite his retirement he still enlarged you?
- Well, it took a bit of encouragement from me.
I see, so did you get any answers to your original questions about his motives and methods?
- Unfortunately no, we were too busy talking about how big to make me by that point.
Ah. I must say, I'm surprised you only went for a few extra feet.
- So... I guess now is a good time to reveal that I actually agreed to help the giantess maker with an untested growth device.
Oh, so you were meant to get bigger but it didn't work as intended?
- Oh no Suki, its working exactly as intended.
Working?
- You see, the device is embedded deep within me and set up to detect how many views videos of me have online. The more views I get the bigger I'll grow.
But... this show is watched online by millions... live.
- I know. There's a bit of a delay but I can already feel the device gathering charge
Oh god... People at home, turn off now! Don't tell your friends to watch, don't share this online and for God's sake - don't let this go viral!
Meta:
There's nothing like a story featuring a good self-insert. The original version of this story featured the insinuation that Hitomi was playing with herself under the desk throughout as it looked that way in the collage, but I think ir didn't add much to the story - but you can imagine it that way if you like.
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