When visiting the city you should explore the downtown district. Full of restaurants and malls there really is something for everyone here. This is also where the city's famous giantess can usually be found.
On the subject of the giantess, we'd like to address a common misconception about her. Firstly, the giantess isn't a mindless monster who devours tiny people at a whim. Though she can get a bit cranky sometimes, the giantess is a reasonable human being like you or I - just 20x bigger. Her manner can be abrupt but she's a sweetie at heart, as long as you follow the city's giantess code:
1. Don't make eye contact. The giantess likes to choose who she converses with, after all you wouldn't like an ant starting a conversation with you unprompted.
2. Do respond to her if she addresses you. It might seem like just ignoring her is the safest course of action but trust us, its difficult to ignore a woman bigger than most homes.
3. Don't comment on her lack of clothes. The idea to clothe the giantess isn't a new one, but she prefers to share her beauty with the city - and who are we to argue with her?
4. Do agree with anything she says to you. Starting an argument with a giantess is courting death - she may humor you at first and hear you out - but when she gets board the argument always ends (one way or another).
5. Don't cast aspersions on her character. Yes, she's well endowed. Yes, she wants everyone to know it. We've all noticed and have learned to just accept it and not bring light to the matter.
6. Do carry out any requests made of you by the giantess. We know a holiday shouldn't entail work but its best to look at this way, when else do you get to serve humanity's superior?
Follow this advice and your stay should be a pleasant one. Remember, this city is contains thousands of citizens who have learned to co-habit with the giantess - and she only eats a few hundred a year. If the people of the city can get along with the giantess, so can you.
Meta:
Originally the story was a scene where the woman in her hand was tourist who'd called her a giant whore, but I like the whole tourist information approach.
The original version of the collage had a problem where the resolution of the giantess was way lower than the scene. With being shrunk to thumbnail size then upscaled back with AI you can't tell now.
The work features Juicy Jade.
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