1) What a pity! If my darling finds out what I'm doing he'll scold me for sure...
2) We'll just stop here for now, I'd better destroy all the evidence! First I'll smash up all these broken buildings! I'll use my ass to do it, that'll ensure that my darling doesn't find out!
As for my little river of pussy juice... I'll just let it run to the real river! Otherwise I could dig some holes and hide it underground!
3) Oh no! I pulled that building out too fast, it looks like an awful lot of little people fell into my pussy... I'll just fish them out tomorrow!
((FIVE MINUTES LATER))
4) Aright! I'm all cleaned off, now I can go meet with my darling!
5) Bye bye, little city!
It may seem like I wasn't very good to you, but it felt really great for meee! <3 Please rebuild even bigger and prettier!
(Get out of here! Don't come back again!)
6) Oh, I almost forgot, if you guys ever want a newer city then come find me!
To make up for this time, I'll help you out for free!
7) ((DISASTER REPORT))
People dead = 0
People injured = 64,270
Buildings destroyed = 985
Buildings damaged = 10,992
Vehicles destroyed = 2,198
Otherwise, between repair to the infrastructure, clearing up the rubble, leveling the footprints and craters, cleaning up her lubricant, and other reconstruction expenses, together with the cost of ceasing all other activities, the damages came to about US $29,700,000,000.00.
(How on earth did nobody die? People are getting good at this...)
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