You found the perfect spot. You could see the whole beach from up here and there was no security to take away your camera. You attached your biggest zoom lens and started scanning the beach for topless bathers. You'd spotted someone about to take her top off when suddenly the back of a woman's head filled your view. Without taking your eyes away from the camera's view finder you shouted over to her.
"Excuse me, I'm taking a photo of the city" you lied, "could you step out of the way?"
The woman turned round to look at you, she was stunning - but something wasn't right. The focus on your camera wasn't right. The woman was obviously right in front of you to be blocking the whole view but she was in clear focus. You finally took your eyes away from the view finder and looked up to see what was going on. The woman wasn't right in front of you, she was actually stood down on the shoreline. Her immense size meant though that she towered over the lower cliff tops in front of you.
"What do we have here?!" her voice boomed, "a little pervert looking for boob?"
Her serious face combined with her size terrified you.
"No-no-no! I'm just taking a picture of the city!" was all you could manage as a defence.
She considered this statement for a moment, her stern face implying she wasn't buying it.
You were really surprised when she finally spoke again.
"Shame, I was wanting to get some decent snaps of these bad boys."
She cupped her breasts just in case you didn't make the connection.
"I've been wanting to show them off ever since I grew" she continued, unaware of how hard you were fighting to hide your arrousal, "but that's the problem with being a giantess - no selfie stick is long enough."
Meta: This isn't a very exciting composition but it has Jewel Staite so its not all bad.
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