You'd had this nightmare before. Your ex staring down at you from the sky and examining you like an ant. "No worries." you thought to yourself, "I'll wake up soon".
"Don't be so sure" thundered her voice.
"Did she just read my thoughts?" you wondered - that was a new.
"Of course." came the rumbling reply, "Its thanks to looking into your head I saw this nightmare of yours and thought it seemed rather fun."
"Its just a dream - its just a dream" you chattered to yourself.
"Is it?" she mused, "If it was wouldn't you have woken up by now?"
You realised she was right and stared up on horror - this is what you got for breaking up with someone who was all-powerful thanks to her... you suddenly realised something; "Was she naked?!"
"Oh yeah, I thought I'd try to turn this nightmare into a wet dream."
Her laughs caused the city to quake.
"More like a wet nightmare" you quipped to yourself.
She stared at you.
"That was lame pipsqueak."
Meta: This was a quick attempt as the contrasts and resolutions of the two source images don't quite match. I'd had so much success with my last night-time collage I thought I could pull it off again but it turns out the quality of my previous attempt was just a fluke.
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